Study Suggests that Running is Stupid

A new study published by the Chris Alarie Correspondence School for Motherfuckers finds that participating in recreational running can make the runner significantly more uncool. In fact, researchers went as far as to say that the study supports the conclusion that "running is stupid." Though the research on this topic is in its preliminary stages, experts in the field have hailed this study as an important development in determining the just how stupid certain types of exercise seem.

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